Joke of The Week

Fly Swatting

A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.

Wife: 'What are you doing dear?' 

Husband: 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females'

Wife: 'How do you know which gender they were?'

Husband: 'Easy - 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone'